…today’s secret…A red-faced July 4th.
Ran across one guy’s embarrassing confession recently in a book…
…over the holiday I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next stall.
He said “Hi, how are you?”
Embarrassed I said, “I’m doing fine.”
The voice said, “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here.”
He said, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed, I said “I’m rather busy right now.”
The voice said, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions.”
As you celebrate our country’s birthday this week, remember that this is the only country in the history of mankind that allows us the freedom to print a confession like this.